April 2010
1 post
March 2010
3 posts
NO DISCOUNT!
3 POWs were caught by the Germans in a war. They were told that they will be shot at while they ran 100 meters. If they survived after that they would then be set free. So, the 3, a British, a Japanese & a Singaporean, lined up at the start. Bang!
They started to ran like they never did before. At the 80 meter mark, the British was shot down. Before he went down, he patriotically shouted,...
December 2009
9 posts
Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighbourhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and...
“Being rich or successfull should not be showed off, it should be kept with one...”
A TRUE STORY - VERY SHOCKING
This is a real story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Pasir Ris.
Her name was Rui Ping. She was hit by a truck.
She was working in a call center. She had a boy friend named Peter.Both of them were true lovers. They always talked on the phone.
You would never find her without handphone. In fact she also changed her cell connection from Starhub to Singtel, so that both of...
“I will be burger king and you can be mcdonalds, i’ll be having it my way...”
Be warned, not for the faint-hearted...
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home too late as there won’t be any transportation after a certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta pao a kueh teow soup for supper. I was late and I waited for the taxi/bus but there was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I...
August 2009
11 posts
The fa la la song
EXAMS and first sem finally over, 6 Modules 18 icas not counting semestral exams.whr gt time?! i got a feeling that holidays will be pack with supp papers..
“2 Down, 2 more to go !”
“All good things come to an end..”
07/08/09.
07/08/09.Nice date yet an unlucky day for me!
Came back in the afternoon after having lunch with my relatives thats went i found out i didn’t brought my keys along.No one is in and i have a event later on in the evening.What worse is that my handphone was running out of battery which always happens during critical times and i don’t have a habit or memorising handphone numbers.
It was...
July 2009
11 posts
“FUCK!! lost my ezlink, there goes my 45 cents trips”
REAL-LIFE STRANGE ENCOUNTER IN S'PORE's xxx...
There was this case in this hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed and on Friday mornings regardless of their age, gender, medical history or medical conditions. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had to do with the supernatural. Why the death at that same bed on Fridays? So the doctors decide...
Jason Mraz - You and I Both
“ICAs and projects after one another, will it ever end?”
Screw Biz software!
ica is coming and i still dunno a thing, gonna flunk it again..
just checked my attendance yesterday, 4 modules 90 %.Have to really sleep and wake up early for the next few weeks, the thought of waking up early and squeezing in train like sardines is killing me.
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.”
– Elbert Hubbard
